Nike Owns VT: Evaluating the "Pro Combat" Line

Since my career at Virginia Tech began, which coincided with the Hokies' induction into the ACC, Nike has decided to turn Merryman Athletic Center into a chemistry experiment for uniforms. Over that span of time, we've seen the newer piping uniforms, which were a standard for four years. We've also see the one-orange-armed monstrosities, the orange uniforms, as well as the classy white and maroon throwbacks. Needless to say, their experiments have been both hit and miss, but they've certainly been interesting.

Fight Club: Redskins lose to Falcons 31-17

Deion Sanders might have said it best on NFL Network as the "highlight" reel ran, even his brand of classless, "I'm a cocky turd way." As Clinton Portis took a shot from Chevis Jackson, Prime Time simply yelled "night, night...he asleep." I'll ignore the fact that this joker has no business on television with his terrible grammar and know-it-all attitude in this case. He might have described exactly how we all feel about the Redskins' 2009 season. Maybe we all do need to go to sleep and pray it's a dream, or at least hibernate through the final eight games.